oh baby, I just can’t give upmy fleshlight!
Come on baby, I love you but I just can’t let go of my Fleshlight! Okay guys, how many of you are thinking “oh yeah! got to keep that one?” If that’s you, then you know the hypnotic pleasure that comes with the ultimate ‘tool’ of the trade, the Fleshlight.
Disguised as your everyday flashlight, the Fleshlight shines more than light. Can you say ‘shine that helmet?” Of course you know what helmet we’re talking about! The only one that matters. Whoever invented this toy needs to win the Nobel Prize for peace! I know because when I use it, all is good in the world!
Not exactly sure what I am talking about? Check this out…
Let me tell you, that video is not just hype. The material feels just like her (or maybe better?). But let’s keep that between us guys. I always tell my girl, if you don’t want to swallow, my Fleshlight will! And it definitely won’t complain that I didn’t give her any warning! My girl is OKAY with that and she loves to watch me ‘work it.’
Ladies tell the truth, would you rather have your man spending the night with a Fleshlight or with some other woman? Then get him the toy that keeps on giving! The only babysitter you’ll ever need is the Fleshlight. You’ll both love it…we guarantee it! Don’t wait another minute, get the Fleshlight right now!
Hell, take 10% off and call it our gift to humanity. Use code FLESH10 at checkout. Love ya!
Still not convinced? Watch this! (Watch it even you are already convinced – it’s pretty HOT!)